Howdy pilgrum.

If you’re reading this, you probably aren’t at our farm right now. Maybe you unsuccessfully tried finding us on social bleedia? Or maybe you’re wondering what kind of farm we are. I suppose I could tell you something like:

“Good Earth Gardens is a small family farm offering high quality, organically grown fruit, homemade farm goods, and a direct experience of agriculture in a naturally inspiring region.”

But that would strike you as canned and rehearsed, like we came up with it during a brainstorming session with a generous and thoughtful consultant at Wisconsin Small Business Development Center.

But no. You’re no dummy. You’re already reading between the lines and concluding that we only keep this asinine website to inform you that we exist, what our hours are, and that:

our farm is something inexplicable that you’re gonna have to experience in-person.

So stop on by! We’ve got shtuff to do and buy. You’ll just have to get off your duffer and visit to figure out what manner of shtuff I’m talkin’ about. In the meantime, you’ll take my word for it that we’re basically half farm-goods store, half arcade, half nonsense.

If you wanna keep up on farm updates for personal reasons, I suppose I can’t legally prevent you from signing up for our newsletter, The Weather Retort.